Current Paddlers::
| Matt C | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | MATLAB | |
| Weakness: | Organization | |
| Description: | Team founder | |
| Sara T | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | Organization | |
| Weakness: | Collecting Money | |
| Description: | Power house | |
| Alfred P | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | Going buck | |
| Weakness: | Deep fried pork chops | |
| Description: | Likes Poon | |
| Hamilton L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | Ninjaness | |
| Weakness: | Paying attention | |
| Description: | The original shirtless Mofo | |
| Vy L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | Impervious to hang overs | |
| Weakness: | Vodka cranberry | |
| Description: | Gets the job done | |
| Peter F | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2005 |
| Strength: | Doesn't get tired ever | |
| Weakness: | Death threats | |
| Description: | This water f***** sucks! | |
| Michelle L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2005 |
| Strength: | Patience | |
| Weakness: | Craves human blood | |
| Description: | Baby kicker | |
| Mike B | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2005 |
| Strength: | Running our workouts | |
| Weakness: | Protein farts | |
| Description: | 4% | |
| Steve X | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2006 |
| Strength: | Picking up...weights | |
| Weakness: | egg tarts | |
| Description: | Has 6 biceps on his stomach | |
| Ramona S | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2006 |
| Strength: | Bird Pose and downward dog | |
| Weakness: | levitation | |
| Description: | world's fittest human | |
| Ryan L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2006 |
| Strength: | Strength | |
| Weakness: | Dirty Sanchez | |
| Description: | Strawberry Shortcake | |
| Navin S | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2007 |
| Strength: | Creativity | |
| Weakness: | Trying to fill Sandy's role of angry brown man | |
| Description: | Benevolent brown man | |
| Shannon W | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2007 |
| Strength: | Strength to weight ratio | |
| Weakness: | Always punked out of the pushup competition | |
| Description: | Rides in a chariot | |
| Anne L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2007 |
| Strength: | Pilates | |
| Weakness: | Prone to setting up Shannon to get beat up | |
| Description: | Vandalizes and spray paints her name everywhere | |
| Kevin K | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2008 |
| Strength: | Pushups | |
| Weakness: | No verbal filter | |
| Description: | Coach | |
| Laura T | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2008 |
| Strength: | Flip cup | |
| Weakness: | Winning flip cup | |
| Description: | bok bok chicken | |
| Elina T | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2008 |
| Strength: | Legs | |
| Weakness: | Groping innocent subway patrons | |
| Description: | Push-up champion | |
| Aileen Z | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2008 |
| Strength: | Brushing teeth | |
| Weakness: | Eddie Gissing | |
| Description: | Violent | |
| Cam J | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2008 |
| Strength: | Drawstring Pants | |
| Weakness: | Destroying Bones | |
| Description: | Yes, we are ridiculously good looking | |
| Dan A | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Soccer | |
| Weakness: | ||
| Description: | ||
| Dennis N | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Veins | |
| Weakness: | ||
| Description: | ||
| Mareike G | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Muffins | |
| Weakness: | ||
| Description: | ||
| Mike F | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Speed bag | |
| Weakness: | ||
| Description: | Brent | |
| Sandra D | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Biking along the edge of clifs | |
| Weakness: | ||
| Description: | ||
| Gracia F | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Counting | |
| Weakness: | None | |
| Description: | Ms. Determination | |
| Nick K | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Buffets | |
| Weakness: | ||
| Description: | My Nicky | |
| Vanessa Y | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | 5 plate push | |
| Weakness: | Living in a binary world of real and not-real Chinese food | |
| Description: | Jeans | |
| Jaclyn W | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Spiritual enlightenment | |
| Weakness: | Leaving Canada | |
| Description: | Bringing English to the masses | |
| Kevin W | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2008 |
| Strength: | Trial by fire | |
| Weakness: | Tundra | |
| Description: | Jacked | |
| Felix Z | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Fast learner | |
| Weakness: | Nicknames | |
| Description: | Flex Kitten | |
| Stephanie H | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009 |
| Strength: | Electrocution Shock Therapy | |
| Weakness: | ||
| Description: | ||