Current Paddlers::
| Matt C | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | MATLAB | |
| Weakness: | Choosing appropriate roster size | |
| Description: | Team founder | |
| Sara C | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | Organization | |
| Weakness: | Meatballs | |
| Description: | Powerhouse | |
| Alfred P | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | Going buck | |
| Weakness: | Deep fried pork chops | |
| Description: | Likes Poon | |
| Hamilton L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | Ninja Reflexes | |
| Weakness: | Being out of Canada | |
| Description: | Original shirtless Mofo | |
| Jaff R | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO From | 2003-2006,2011 |
| Strength: | Auto-on smart ass remarks | |
| Weakness: | Justin Beiber and William Shakespeare | |
| Description: | Nuclear physicist with a heart of gold | |
| Mike B | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2005 |
| Strength: | Running our workouts | |
| Weakness: | Protein farts | |
| Description: | The % formerly known as 4% | |
| Ramona S | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2006 |
| Strength: | Bird Pose and downward dog | |
| Weakness: | Long commutes | |
| Description: | Razor Ramona | |
| Shannon W | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2007 |
| Strength: | Pushups | |
| Weakness: | Getting pressured into pushup competitions | |
| Description: | Loves long chariot rides by the beach | |
| Cam J | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2008 |
| Strength: | Drawstring Pants | |
| Weakness: | Shoes | |
| Description: | BNC | |
| Nick K | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO From | 2009 |
| Strength: | Buffets | |
| Weakness: | Going from not working out at all to 100% at DCC | |
| Description: | My Nicky | |
| Helen L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2010 |
| Strength: | Deadlifts | |
| Weakness: | Focused Conversation | |
| Description: | These hills are going down! | |
| Tricia H | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2011 |
| Strength: | Japanese war cries | |
| Weakness: | Sewage | |
| Description: | Glamazon | |
| Katherine W | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2012 |
| Strength: | Backflips | |
| Weakness: | Bavarian anything | |
| Description: | Prodigy | |
| HC Z | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2012 |
| Strength: | Super Saiyan | |
| Weakness: | Spandex Onesies | |
| Description: | Motivator and movator | |
| Jon J | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2012 |
| Strength: | Muscle-ups | |
| Weakness: | Kumon | |
| Description: | Resident drug dealer | |
| Sascha H | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2012 |
| Strength: | Experimenting with children | |
| Weakness: | Adapting to wimpy non-communist regime training methods | |
| Description: | Germinator | |
| Heidi Y | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2012 |
| Strength: | Volleyball | |
| Weakness: | Vegas | |
| Description: | Tower A | |
| Jeff K | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2012 |
| Strength: | Creativity | |
| Weakness: | Getting lost at sea | |
| Description: | Mandarin sensation | |
| Anne L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO From | 2007-2009, 2013 |
| Strength: | Pilates | |
| Weakness: | Prone to setting up Shannon to get beat up | |
| Description: | Vandalizes and spray paints her name everywhere | |
| Alex | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2013 |
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| Amanda W | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2013 |
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| Andrea | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2013 |
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| Christine | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2013 |
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| Janice | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2013 |
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| Galen | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2013 |
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