Current Paddlers::
| Matt C | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | MATLAB | |
| Weakness: | Choosing appropriate roster size | |
| Description: | Team founder | |
| Sara C | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2002 |
| Strength: | Organization | |
| Weakness: | Meatballs | |
| Description: | Powerhouse | |
| Ramona S | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2006 |
| Strength: | Bird Pose and downward dog | |
| Weakness: | Long commutes | |
| Description: | Razor Ramona | |
| Cam J | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2008 |
| Strength: | Drawstring Pants | |
| Weakness: | Shoes | |
| Description: | BNC | |
| Sandra D | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2009-2012, 2015 |
| Strength: | Insatiable appetite | |
| Weakness: | Moderation | |
| Description: | Cardio machine | |
| Brian L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2014 |
| Strength: | DDR | |
| Weakness: | Gracefully entering the boat | |
| Description: | Gastronome | |
| Christina T | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2014 |
| Strength: | Understanding exit drills by corelating to elbow smashing somebody's head | |
| Weakness: | Holding back trash talk | |
| Description: | Part sweetheart, part vicious elbows | |
| Eric T | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2014 |
| Strength: | Ability to be run over by a tractor while staying alive | |
| Weakness: | None | |
| Description: | Rugged | |
| Jon Y | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2014 |
| Strength: | Appropriate and timely application of Star Trek quotes | |
| Weakness: | Egg Tarts | |
| Description: | Hot (Like earl grey) | |
| Damian D | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2014-2015, 2017 |
| Strength: | Punctuality | |
| Weakness: | English interviews on Chinese televsion | |
| Description: | Infinitely photographable | |
| Amanda W | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2013-2014, 2017 |
| Strength: | Writing an entire thesis on a topic people can't even pronounce | |
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| Jade W | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2015, 2017 |
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| Enoch W | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2015 |
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| Weakness: | Shirts | |
| Description: | Shredded | |
| Marla W | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2015 |
| Strength: | Camping | |
| Weakness: | Cars colliding with her bike | |
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| Bennet Y | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2015 |
| Strength: | Cardio | |
| Weakness: | Poutine | |
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| Hugo F | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2015 |
| Strength: | Modelling | |
| Weakness: | T-Bones | |
| Description: | Patient 0 | |
| Katarina L | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2015 |
| Strength: | Excessive vacationing | |
| Weakness: | Ridiculously early work days | |
| Description: | Fiesty | |
| Matthew G | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2015 |
| Strength: | Time Trials | |
| Weakness: | Concealed Hair-care products | |
| Description: | Handsome | |
| Matt R | ||
|---|---|---|
 | MOFO Since | 2015 |
| Strength: | His strongest strength is his strength | |
| Weakness: | Touch his shoulder | |
| Description: | Man Beast | |
| Monique G | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2015 |
| Strength: | Commitment | |
| Weakness: | Unknown | |
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| Margareth P | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2016 |
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| Katie B | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2016 |
| Strength: | Battle ropes | |
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| Joy L | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2016 |
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| Stephanie M | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2017 |
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| Emily Y | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2017 |
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| Lulu D | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2017 |
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| Stephen Y | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2017 |
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| Subothan I | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2017 |
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| Sharisse D | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2017 |
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| Michael L | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2017 |
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| Allan S | ||
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 | MOFO Since | 2017 |
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